Landonwebbing

The act of shitting on LANDONS face and proceeding to dry it with farts. Then, using his asshole and going to town and giving him a creampie. After that, you take his dried shit and make it a pancake for him to eat, then again, nut on his lips and make him close it so it dries shut. ENJOY!!!! (Landon Weber - 4844015545)

He was so horny i just had to give him a landonwebbing!!!

by Landon Weber November 12, 2025

Landon

Beautiful man with a huge cock and a great personality. Brown fluffy hair with a chiseled face and a nice bod he’s strong and tall with killer biceps. Like to be chocked Landon’s the man for you. He’s a freak in the sheets but a lover boy at the same time he’ll care for you and kiss you when you’re sick. He’s the perfect boyfriend. Great lips great abs and big veiny hands. He’s really the perfect man for any girl out there. He’s loyal and caring especially to his super hot girlfriend and loves to be called a good boy from time to time. Wanna please a Landon just kiss him on the neck and he’s all yours!

“Hey that tall handsome guy over there who’s he”
“Bro that must be a Landon “
“Yeah your right”

by Landon’s girlfriend November 26, 2025

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009

Eddy Ladonsky

Twig lookin ass. Likes to make black jokes and gay jokes. Talks about penises a lot.

Eddy Ladonsky is a gay fucking fagot

by Doraisabitch October 12, 2018

dirty ladonia

When your hot as fuck girlfriend pulls out a strap on and throws your ass on the bed

Omg I totally didn't expect her to give me a dirty LaDonia...I can barely sit down

by Coolio2019 May 17, 2019

rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021