When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
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#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.
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Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.
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However on the 9th of February 2021 he let his fans down by censoring his feet
However on the 9th of February 2021 he let his fans down by censoring his feet
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Jim:" Not really, any video where he shows himself he never shows his feet"
Jim:" Not really, any video where he shows himself he never shows his feet"
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