Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

Joey

A young man trying to get his money up. He knows that nobody fucking with him so he does everything by his lonley. He gives no fucks about who fucking with him or not. He knows that no one can be trusted so he keeps to himself. Many people try to bring him down but it dosent work. He has a big dream but no one fucking with him so he puts up everything by himself and keeps doing the best he can to make his dream come true.

Damn Joey .

by TopShitMan November 21, 2016

joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016

Joey

He can be a great guy but sometimes is just a pain in the ass.

Joey is so cool or not.

by The shades July 18, 2019

Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.

I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.

by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019

Joeyed

When a cat spills the beans about ones alcohol, drugs, and or nicotine

Bro my cat totally fucking Joeyed me last night

by ronhorowitz July 28, 2019

Joey

The absolute sweetest girl that can make any guy fall for them. They deserve the world and can be in a very strong and stable relationship if they find the right guy.

Guy 1: “I wish I had a girlfriend like Joey”
Guy 2:“Yeah I’m a lucky guy”

by Mr.Besack November 17, 2019