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January 7th

You might have that one friend who gives you their food, so on this day in return, you will give buy them food if they would like it!
Let's go share our food on January 7th in return for them giving to us!
by Lncln December 12, 2019
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January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.
mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe
by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020
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January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.
Theirs is another case of January and May.
by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020
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January 9th

These people are some of the best you will ever meet. They are hard workers, loving, sarcastic, kind, food sense of humor, and loyal to the core. They love inside jokes and usually are very artistic AND attractive. They are extremly determined and very successful. They love self care and fooooood. Most of the time of you ask them for a fun fact abt themselves, they'll say they were born the day after Elvis, which is pretty cool.

Keep in mind to not get on the bad side of a January 9th bby. They can beat you up and WILL kill you with kindness. Unless its a loved one they have no guilt or regret for there actions, and they KNOW how to use their words against you.

But if you ever find one of these precious people, keep them forever...and stay on there good side.
"Look there's Kaite!! She so kind and funny, did you know she was born on January 9th!!"
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.
I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!
by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020
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January 11

national gay day. you HAVE to be gay all day idc all the gays are sexy. kisses all the gays
its january 11 so im gay
by pssylver3000 November 23, 2021
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January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!
January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.
by Viknetic January 30, 2023
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