weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

Brother Fucker

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain

That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker

by Union1 January 24, 2019

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground

Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance

by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015

milk fucker

Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.

Dazza your such a "milk fucker". You have done that everyday after payday this month. Dumb cunt..

by Milk fucker December 29, 2021

camel fucker

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.

That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs

dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew

by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010

Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003