Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

milk fucker

Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.

Dazza your such a "milk fucker". You have done that everyday after payday this month. Dumb cunt..

by Milk fucker December 29, 2021

fap fucker

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.

Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.

by Pawll May 14, 2014

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

camel fucker

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.

That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs

dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew

by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010

bum fucker

someone who slips it in, in the asss

george bush that bum fucker

by Jo Blogggs February 21, 2004