fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
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fuck you twice

meaning fuck you but fuck you meaner...harsher even
"fuck you twice I'm not punching my grannie in the face"
by Lacour the whore March 19, 2022
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Let my run the show and you just sit there
Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head
by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024
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When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021
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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
by ottertots_ November 12, 2020
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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 27, 2023
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fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.
"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"
by casey.gardner March 16, 2022
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