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Lollzor-flower

A very rare specie with a sweet and smooth scent. Lollzoria blomia is the latin of this magnificent flower.
Oh look, the Lollzor-flower! Too bad we can’t pick it and take it with us..
by Crazytiger123 December 25, 2018
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Billy Flowers

Billy Flowers has debunked atheism many times in many different ways but many still are atheists.
by thegreatmemer June 3, 2025
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Dirty Flowers

When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver
Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day
by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023
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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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[u think u flower]

To refer to someone that is actually feeling herself/himself is so pretty with over confidence but actually their face is so so
Alexa : "no man can get me, because i'm very pretty"

Simba: "u think u flower?"

So 'u think u flower' is just a slang word to call them, ewh you nasty
by bibiralaska April 2, 2020
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flowers

flowers (always in plural)

something that's

a) a total mismatch in your current environment

b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
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