Eddie

A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.

1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it

by A_Furry_Lol June 22, 2020

Dr Eddie

A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.

However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.

Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"

by 987654321 December 28, 2007

Eddie geerbox

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Merry Christmas eddie geerbox

by Connor tomley November 22, 2021

Eddie

Usually have a name a middle name of joe paul

Eddie is cute

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Eddie

One of the 4 big guys

Did you know Eddie is one of the 4 big guys?

by Bernadle June 27, 2022

Pulling a Eddie

When you are great at something but occasionally fucks up beyond human will or flakes whenever you can

Ah I see they're Pulling a Eddie

I hate when they're Pulling a Eddie

by Michael Mervin Roy Harris June 1, 2022

Eddie Vedder

Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.

Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"

by godsandmonsters666 May 30, 2021