crusty the bowman 

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

crusty the bowman by williamnilliam June 2, 2018

Crusty Taco 

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

Crusty Taco by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

Crusty Onion Ring 

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

Crusty Onion Ring by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a women’s pussy and you take it out and whipe your eye and get an eye infection .

I was hooking up with this girl and noticed I had an eye infection the next day and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid.

Crusty Cupid by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019

Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.

I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:

Crusty Cupid by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

Crusty Carpet by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Crusty Bumpkin 

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

Crusty Bumpkin by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019