Veggie Cracker

A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.

"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,

"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"

by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017

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Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

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Oh crackers

A phrase used by Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in order to denote distress or otherwise a negative situation.

Wilki got shot in the head. "Oh Crackers"

by crackers101 April 20, 2018

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cracker naggle

cracker naggle is defined as a person who doesn't understand a colored person's joke

Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.

Cracker naggle: huh?

That is a crackernaggle 💯^

by Blaqadomas February 10, 2017

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