by Mlewis February 15, 2008
Get the late night closet freakmug. the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003
Get the the evil monkey in my closetmug. by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019
Get the Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closetmug. After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 3, 2012
Get the desktop closet stuffingmug. Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Closet introvertmug. A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
Get the Closet Pokermug. The person you were in the closet was a skin you needed to shed in order to grow, but that knowledge doesn't stop you from grieving them, missing them, and who you were when they were you. Try not to punish yourself for that fondness. You are allowed to love the people you have been, just as you are allowed to love the person you are.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Just feeling some closet grief today, thanks for asking. I'll be okay once I listen to some Robyn."
"Just feeling some closet grief today, thanks for asking. I'll be okay once I listen to some Robyn."
by j4ckalope February 4, 2022
Get the Closet Griefmug.