get your willy out of my chili

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."

Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

by Plugga December 9, 2008

foot long cream-filled chili dog

When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.

" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"

by vdtour97 March 10, 2015

plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

Euphanism for being homosexual

I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers

by darling9384 October 30, 2008

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Chili on the bun

A riddle that will make your life complete once solved.

Cole: Chili on the bun
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible

by Kyrdfgh March 6, 2022