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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
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FuckTard Carl

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."
by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025
mugGet the FuckTard Carlmug.

Carl P.

A carl p. is a creature founded in Ohio which consists of a nose the size of the titanic ship. The creature is very gassy and likes to shit itself and give itself pink eye. It's hobbies include inting on League of Legends PC edition, and carrying in fortnite.
"TRUCE UP CP (Carl P.)"
by getFRKNRKT January 4, 2019
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Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?
Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.
by puf_doge November 6, 2020
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Carl

A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA
Carl you have att big dick
by Carlus1 December 14, 2016
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Carl

Carl is a beautiful creature and farts a lot.
by AllahAli March 12, 2019
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