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Brown Arrows

The parallel brown lines left on the porcelain of a toilet bowl after a flush.

These resemble the smoke lines left by the precision aerobatic team the Red Arrows of the British Royal Air Force.
"I don't know who was last in that toilet but it looks like the Brown Arrows sure put on a good display..."
by Cheviot Ranter April 17, 2009
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Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009
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brown sugar

Wifey material; a lady that's fine, smart, classy, but not full of herself. Real sexy, but not a ho n got that nice brown sugar skin tone!
by Brown_Sugar March 9, 2011
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Brown syndrome

An insult used against those who possess few muscles or a bush to dong ratio of 3:1
You're arms are tiny! You're such a Brown syndrome!
by Brownie1215 March 8, 2023
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The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.
Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!
by J Grizzle July 12, 2009
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Sylvia Browne

The act of going to a fancy party or gathering and asserting dominance through climbing over a rotating ceiling fan and shitting over said fan so that everyone in the area gets sprayed.
Did you hear about what Ben did at the party after the Del Taco run? Yeah he got drunk and pulled a Sylvia Browne!
by Tittyfish69 August 18, 2019
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Brown Slipper

A sexual act made popular in the 70s by cultural icon: Loni Anderson.

The move involves two participants. The first lies face down in a star fish pose while the second then runs at a sprint and jams their left foot into the first participant's anus.

Is also known as the "My Left Foot" in some Hollywood circles.
Dude#1: Last night was rough man...
Dude#2: Why? What happened??
Dude#1: She gave me the Brown Slipper.... *sobs uncontrollably*
by Chet Biggenston June 30, 2012
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