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by California1978a July 28, 2008
When you have a huge putrid load to drop and you fear the aftermath of feral stench association, you lay your logs in a public bathroom and often blame the talent on an unsuspecting victim.
I was baking up a mad brownie dump during my date last night. I couldn't take that shit home; I had to bomb and dash the movie theater restrooms so Shirli wouldn't faint from fecal intoxication at my house.
Dude ...I totally bombed and dashed the Shell gas station. I dropped my kids at the pool and naturally I was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until I opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the John. I'm like "Watch your step in there ... some homeless man tore the place up before me"
Dude ...I totally bombed and dashed the Shell gas station. I dropped my kids at the pool and naturally I was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until I opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the John. I'm like "Watch your step in there ... some homeless man tore the place up before me"
by Barbie Reject March 22, 2012
another word for awesome .
by KylieJenner July 03, 2019
A term used in golf to describe when your golf ball bounces off the paved cart path, thus increasing the distance of your shot.
by Tin Cup Chalice February 01, 2023
Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
by mysize180 April 20, 2016
Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.
Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
by World Wide Mike July 10, 2012