sound blind 

when you still hear shit and you know what is making the sound but you here another version of the sound other than the generic commonly used versions.

*puuut, puuut* (instead of choo choo)
"Is that a train that I hear? Puuut, puut!"

"Dude, are you fucking sound blind? It's choo, choo!"

sound blind by Narcissism January 18, 2019

batty blind 

when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease

u mate are batty blind

batty blind by choppagyal August 1, 2022

The Blind Leading The Blind 

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

The Blind Leading The Blind by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.

"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."

Third eye blind by Cantgoback June 26, 2017

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

Masturbation will make you go blind by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

The Blind Ojos 

When a man jizzes in a girls eyes (ojos), allowing another girl to lick the jizz off of her, while he gladly proceeds to fuck her in the ass.

I had a three-sum last night and we did The Blind Ojos! It was fucking awesome!

The Blind Ojos by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

the blind man 

When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.

Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.

the blind man by defjames May 23, 2014