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The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008
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asian blind spot

Dude1: How the fuck did you drive into a house.

Dude2: I don't know, it was right in my asian blind spot
by the original shigy January 22, 2007
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Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
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Sewing Blind

Sewing Blind : Weaves comments in and out of social networking threads/forums totally missing the 'eye' of the thread. LOL

Has no understanding of what the first statement was about, or doesn't care and posts impertinent (that have nothing to do with the subject) comments.
John is always Sewing Blind, he never quite gets it!

Jane is always Sewing Blind, she should pay attention to what she's reading, she's always making comments that no one can understand.
by shelovestosail November 4, 2009
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kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.
Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.
by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018
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Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.
It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!
by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007
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Half-blind date

The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."
by B-Win December 16, 2011
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