a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.
There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.
by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010
Get the awkward stopsmug. A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016
Get the awkward cuntmug. When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
Get the Awkward Coastermug. When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.
by Theawkwardprom.com April 6, 2017
Get the the awkward prommug. 
by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017
Get the awkward treemug. "I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."
by Shrubbery August 2, 2013
Get the Awkward shrubmug.