August 20th

THIS WAS THE DAY THE MOST FINE ASS MF BOY HANDSOME CUTE NOOB SELF WAS BORN HE'S MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Taytay FARTED IN MY MOUTH :(((((( August 20th

by i'm hes May 25, 2021

18th august

National get ur bum out day

Yo it’s 18th august uno what that means 🤫

“Alright I’ll get my bum out”

I love national get ur bum out day ❤️
The word defined national is because it is a nationwide celebration

by TheRealProof August 17, 2021

august 6

some dumb bitch named isabels birthday

“what’s today?”
“august 6th, some dumb bitches birthday”

by dumb bitch lilian October 18, 2019

August 3rd

If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.

Hey what is Smirnoff ‘s birthday?
Obviously it’s august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.

by Russian Enthusiast November 3, 2019

august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

August 30

August 30 is national ANI day! Specifically in 2005 an ugly rat named ani was born🙂

“ayo what day is august 30”
“it’s national ani day bro”

by AHHKJJAJQ November 23, 2021