18th august

National get ur bum out day

Yo it’s 18th august uno what that means 🤫

“Alright I’ll get my bum out”

I love national get ur bum out day ❤️
The word defined national is because it is a nationwide celebration

by TheRealProof August 17, 2021

August 20th

THIS WAS THE DAY THE MOST FINE ASS MF BOY HANDSOME CUTE NOOB SELF WAS BORN HE'S MY BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Taytay FARTED IN MY MOUTH :(((((( August 20th

by i'm hes May 25, 2021

august 6

some dumb bitch named isabels birthday

“what’s today?”
“august 6th, some dumb bitches birthday”

by dumb bitch lilian October 18, 2019

August 3rd

If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.

Hey what is Smirnoff ‘s birthday?
Obviously it’s august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.

by Russian Enthusiast November 3, 2019

6 august

is the international Henpecked Man's Day. Men who haven't bend to women yet, are u serious?

congratulations on 6 August! You're acting like pussy, henpecked!

by ahahahahahhawhoooo August 6, 2022

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 4, 2022

august 23

kiss the birthday boy🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

birthday boy: its my birthday, august 23
side hoe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13: "commere big boy!!!!!!"

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022