Best friends

Ur so pretty and your body is a cute shape and you never switched up , this is why I love you ❤️😩 send this to 10 girls or karma starts now. HAPPY SISTERS DAY ❤️ in 60 mins something will make you happy 😃 but gotta tell 10 sisters blood or not!Hope I get one back 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘illy . Just copy and paste

Me:I’m ulgy
Best friends:your Beautiful don’t change your self

by Reeeee and yeeeet and meh!!! November 30, 2019

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BEST FRIEND

A best friend is someone who is there for you.cSomeone you can TALK about anything. It's someone who listens and understands you. Someone you can trust with your life. They will support you. They will love u no matter what.It's Someone who will stand up for you in the times. Someone who's make ur life better. Someone who's care about you.Someone who's make u happy. Best friend will love u no matter what. Best friend making ur live happier.

When I go through hard times, there is only one person who is there for me no matter what and that actually makes me better, that's my best friend.

by You are perfect stay strong February 05, 2021

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The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.

Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!

by funk potato September 09, 2009

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Best Buy

An electronics store that always is a step ahead of the competirion including Amazon. Can help consumers rebuild credit through offering 6-24 month no financing credit cards while also earning rewards for gratitude from repeat/regular shoppers. The one last large electronic retailer survived by training employees vigourously in their respective departments while also expecting all employees to understand products from every department. Providing expert service in their department, a successful employee will exceed in fulfilling a customers complete needs in one shopping experience. An employee may offer a more expensive HDMI cable not because they work on commission, which they don't, but because a 4k HDMI cable will be more compatible when buying a 4k TV instead of the consumer believing they are being upsold because they think the $20 non 4k HDMI cable made from b-parts will give them an equal viewing experience. In truth they will end up returning to the store blaming their sales consultant and the company as a whole because they refused to take thirty seconds to sign up for a rewards card and think they can return products without a receipt. In that sense most customers don't understand current fraudulent scams in which a degenerate steals the cable and comes to return the cable without a receipt since they did not have one in the first place.

An amazing best buy mobile specialist corrected errors made by the corporate mobile phone store employees in their rush to grab their commission. Next time I will be sure to return to best buy to upgrade my phone since they get their bonuses based on their ratings in customer satisfaction surveys and all the better promotions they offer over my corporate mobile store.

I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!

by gdub genius April 03, 2016

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