pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Pineapple

A stupid fucking name that Jackson’s friends call him that drives him insane

Get back over here pineapple, you too bean head

by Governor perry the platypus June 12, 2018

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

Pineapple pizza

A kind of pizza that a lot of people dislike, but is actually delicious!

I NEED PINEAPPLE PIZZA NOW!!!

by Shoulder Escape October 23, 2017

Pineapple Owl

One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok

Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.

by Angie-the October 20, 2023

Pineapple

The code name for nearly every single girls crush (except for mine) because most of you guys are soooo not unique!

Example-

Iqra- OMG PINEAPPLE LOOKED AT ME HE MADE EYE CONTACT AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zunairah- No one cares gurl this is like the 5th guy you've been crushing on this week like bffr

by DracosWifeyyyy August 8, 2024

Pineapple eater

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.

Kevin is a pineapple eater.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024