Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 3, 2010

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 6, 2004

fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.

His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself

by TherevJake December 19, 2011

Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind

Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!

by The Commune August 9, 2019

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.

by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010