Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.

Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!

by Tunkyman January 25, 2021

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Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

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Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

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