Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

Desk Goblin

A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.

That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.

by Baboonery1 April 12, 2023

posh goblin

Often seen saying "Spare some coochie ma'am?"

Human in the streets Posh Goblin in the sheets

by D&D Gamer 101 January 7, 2020

Green Goblin

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down

Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 9, 2003