Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt
You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.
by QuiteRadical August 06, 2023
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Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
by Willbot159 April 11, 2024
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
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wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.
So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.
by MinxaMinx January 29, 2011
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Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024
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cloud wizard

Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles
That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU
by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020
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