Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
by Taintphister March 28, 2024
Get the history wizardmug. When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
Get the Dark wizardmug. Wizard means somebody with magic meanings or with the magic inside them. Like for example harry potter when harris told him he was A wizard but that’s just A story thought
by anonymous June 30, 2022
Get the Wizardmug. Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
by why are russian girls so cute August 14, 2025
Get the wizard of ozmug. When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.
When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language
A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language
A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard
She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves
She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves
by UDcuzn May 12, 2018
Get the Mouth wizardmug. An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 5, 2021
Get the Wizard wangmug. One apon a time,
There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard…
Keep looking.
There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard…
Keep looking.
He is the Ciggy-Wizard.
by THeJ3sTeR December 3, 2021
Get the Ciggy-Wizardmug.