habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's

Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?

by Zenoxum July 3, 2021

terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021

fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)

a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .

by sireemopancake October 13, 2021

Ashlyn wickert

Is the most beautiful, amazing person in the world. There are no words to describe how wonderful this girl is if you have the chance to love her do so to the fullest because she is incredib no one will ever compare to her

Ashlyn wickert is the coolest girl ever

by dc29 December 12, 2021

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022