I lick windows 

A person who licks windows like mad.

They are usually crazy.

Person 1: screams “I lick windows “ 24/7

Person 2: STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

I lick windows by Please lick windows January 28, 2021

big ass windows 

1. An expression used after something shocking or wildly innapropriate has been stated in the presence of someone who probably shouldn't have heard the exclamation.

2. A filler used when all subjects have been covered in a conversation resulting in an akward silence.

3. Used to describe windows (usually made of glass) that are quite large.

Old Lady-Today, I am going to the bingo parlor.
Ungrateful Grandson-I LIKE NIPPLES!
Spectator-Big ass windows, man.

Jimmy-So, yeah. There's all you will ever have to know abut everything.
Group-.....
Jimmy-Big ass windows!

Cantor-What characteristics remind you of your synaguage?
Ayani-I mean.......big ass windows.

big ass windows by I DRINK GATORADE November 21, 2010

The Windows Plague 

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

The Windows Plague by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008

duck tape on the windows 

when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression

sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.

duck tape on the windows by Naraya subramanian March 19, 2008

open his windows

Anally destroying another man to the point it opens his "windows" or eyes to gay relationships.

I can't wait to open his windows tonight!

open his windows by Wham1155 January 8, 2014

fuck the windows 

me and ma niggas aaron and jamal were washin some cars wen we saw dat the windows were lookin shit. so wat did we say? we sed fuck the windows, fuck the windows, fuck the windows!

if you feel that it is unecessary to perform a particular task then u can adapt this phrase to your situation.....eg fuck the boot or fuck the wheels.

fuck the windows by lemmon August 3, 2004

circle windows 

A window that signifies ones wealth

"Riley had circle windows so now I'm his baby mama for his money"

circle windows by The guy with circle windows August 5, 2016