Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

window pain

Window Pain
To Window Pain is to take LSD by using a eye dropper,
and placing drops into the eye. It is a fast and effective
way to take acid inducing the desired effect almost emediatly.

Mr. Stickey Ickey Window Pained Some Acid today.

by Mr. Stickey Ickey July 20, 2008

persian window

having a girl about to jump out of a window with one leg still inside and the other leg outside. from here, you approach and fuck her in the spot, but be careful not to be too loud where your neighbors can hear you.

Erika was about to jump out from Bobak's window. With one leg still inside, Bobak performed the Persian window on her with some strong thrusts and she enjoyed it!

by omfgI337 April 18, 2007

In Your Window

Innuendo implying you're willing to hook up with another person. Normally used to point out to your friend that another person has just used such innuendo.

Dude 1 to girl at bar - Are you going to John's party after this?

Girl at bar (to Dude 1) - I don't know. I'm not tired but I feel like going to bed. What about you?

Dude 2 (to Dude 1) - Dude, that girl was definitely trying to climb in your window!

by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011

windows update

Something dumb...

Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.

by Helga February 13, 2004

microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.

almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows

by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006

window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

by CPJester May 13, 2009