tint your windows

To black someones eyes by punching them in the face

Keep playing wit me Laya Im gonna tint your windows.

That nigga came in late from the strip club so I tinted his windows.

Man #1: Hey man why is she wearing them dark shades?

Man #2: I caught her wit anotha dude and I tinted her windows.

by JMayBay March 15, 2008

Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.

Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!

by TheDude127 April 15, 2009

washing windows

A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.

'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".

by Cherrygirl October 24, 2008

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004

I lick windows

A person who licks windows like mad.

They are usually crazy.

Person 1: screams “I lick windows “ 24/7

Person 2: STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

by Please lick windows January 28, 2021

big ass windows

1. An expression used after something shocking or wildly innapropriate has been stated in the presence of someone who probably shouldn't have heard the exclamation.

2. A filler used when all subjects have been covered in a conversation resulting in an akward silence.

3. Used to describe windows (usually made of glass) that are quite large.

Old Lady-Today, I am going to the bingo parlor.
Ungrateful Grandson-I LIKE NIPPLES!
Spectator-Big ass windows, man.

Jimmy-So, yeah. There's all you will ever have to know abut everything.
Group-.....
Jimmy-Big ass windows!

Cantor-What characteristics remind you of your synaguage?
Ayani-I mean.......big ass windows.

by I DRINK GATORADE November 21, 2010

The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008