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Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021
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whistle wacker

A very tight and gently placed vagina and cliterois
by SMOK-fistinies May 3, 2018
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Whistle Captain

Whistle Captain is a pirate of a whistle, and blows loud frequencies that make you scream.
"Find the luxurious whistle captain!"
"WHISTLE!!!!"
"AHHH"
by Urban Explains November 17, 2023
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Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"
by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024
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Wakanda Whistle

When the smoke alarm chirps because of low battery.
We all heard that wakanda whistle in the video right?
by Shockers2025 September 12, 2025
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3-Tone Whistle

A whistle commonly used on and near Evergreen St. in Tucson. It’s used to signal if the police are present or on their way to a location, or, to signal other people that there is danger in that area. Or also used as a way of checking if an area is safe or not.
Person 1: I was walking past the Grove and somebody hit me with that 3-Tone Whistle and I dipped.
by anonymous March 25, 2021
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Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit
Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!
by EricJC November 10, 2021
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