Wookie

A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.

Keith: "Hey Paul, it's that fuckin ugly bitch we hate!"
Paul: "Wookie!"

Phil: "This fucking wookie's ass is taking my up seat!"

by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008

the wookie

when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.

we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars shit....the wookie

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Wookie

It is simply a big bitch, not really gross or anything just a very large bitch.

"Look at the size of that Wookie , I can't believe you fucked her!"

by JaySlang July 16, 2005

wokingpornstar

a ginger pornstar (gay) from woking in surrey
also might work as an IT expert.
Loves Ibiza and mr Bombastic mmmmmmmm

fuller, ibiza, woking, porn, sex, luva, luva, wokingpornstar

by ibizaluvaluva March 14, 2007

Working, be back later.

Working, be back later is commonly found in away messages as a literal term. However, in recent history it has taken on a more generalized meaning along the lines of "I'm way too lazy to change my away message" It's use is usually associated with the very antithesis of work and should not be taken as it's literal meaning. It goes without saying that their exist a myriad of translations for the phrase, some are as follows:

"I don't know how Aim works and cannot turn off my default away message"

"I don't understand why nobody ever talks to me online"

"I don't even have a job!"

Working, be back later.

by Prefectionist December 18, 2008

working on the railroad

To dry hump

Ashton was working on the railroad with that teddy bear last night

by AmericanaStorm January 1, 2017

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009