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wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.
Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.
by aveman0204 June 14, 2016
mugGet the wipe down the banistermug.

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
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Wet Wipe

Someone who devotes 24 hours of their day; watching anime, playing League of Legends, trying to pronounce japanese words whilst failing miserably, arguing about not being weaboo trash and still thinking they deserve to coexist with normal humans.
Their like to claim like that they not weebs but the resemblance is too strong to the point where it basically blinds you. They are the lowest group of specimens ( not humans ) on earth, lower the paedophiles because they are indeed early stage nonces. Their extermination would bring back Hitler from his grave.
Look at that Wet Wipe, thinking that his opinion matters, he should just kill himself.

Wet Wipes wank to furrys and have a body pillow hidden underneath their beds.
by RealLifeWoke March 17, 2020
mugGet the Wet Wipemug.

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
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ass wipe

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe
madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE
by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019
mugGet the ass wipemug.

flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
mugGet the flat wipemug.

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
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