cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 09, 2003

Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 03, 2010

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 15, 2011

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 07, 2004

Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks

that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting

by fujilet December 13, 2007

Levi Farts

A scentless fart.

"Dude, I heard you just fart, but I don't smell anything! Holy crap! You have Levi Farts!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.

Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.

by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010