swear to god

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

by kakarotch August 21, 2007

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to gotz around

To fool around with somebody.
To make out with somebody.
To act horny with people around.

Damn I would give a hundred bucks to gotz around with that chick!

by Dr.Dom June 28, 2010

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put your mouth to good use

It is a slang term for sucking dick

Girl how about you come to my house and put your mouth to good use

by bigmike23 January 7, 2016

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Gucci to Gocci

It’s the same thing as “good to go”, it’s just in stereotypical SoundCloud rapper slang.

Jen: You ready?
You: Yup I’m Gucci to Gocci!

by fireearthwaterair March 21, 2019

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Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

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I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

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