Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.
The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).
by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
Get the Poser mug.Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.
The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Poser mug.1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular)
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.
by Pseudonym9000 June 22, 2009
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Get the Poser mug.IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer
by Imvu posers December 27, 2020
Get the Imvu posers mug.Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.
* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock.
* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.
* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.
by L01@ July 26, 2009
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