Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hood-Fix

To fix something half-assed

I had to hood-fix my bike today

by G-Z July 22, 2010

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.

“Yo look at that Hood ass, his 90’s are so bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

hood femme

She is hood femme with her hair did, Gucci bag, nails did, f-me heels, short skirt, curves on display but rocking a you want me attitude. You’d be lucky to have me.

She’s hood femme to the tee.

by Hood femme February 6, 2021

Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.

Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!

by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest

Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)

by Sir. B May 17, 2020