Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.

Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!

by Stonewell December 22, 2019

snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021

arabian snake

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner

Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup

by drob75 May 26, 2015

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017

Slippery Snake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.

I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction

by I’murdaddy69;) May 16, 2018

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013