The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
Get the Gooched mug.Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.
This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025
Get the Gooch Cheddar mug.The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.
Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !
I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016
Get the gooch twitch mug.The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
by Koshi March 30, 2008
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Get the My gooch Bitch mug.Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit
Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them
by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018
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