The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010

by St. God January 16, 2011

by Shamann July 6, 2004

fart part
A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
by The Commune August 9, 2019

by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
