dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019

Dankest of the dank

This is a phrase used for the D@NK3$T of memes, Dankest of the dank is what people use when they see a extremely dank ass meme, very dank meme, like MLG Memes or Pepe? I don't fucking know.. What's a good meme...

Oh I know!

D33PFRIED MEMES

Person 1: Aye yo man look at this meme
Person 2: Aye that meme is Dankest of the dank
Person 1: Lmao yea

by Psy_The_Psychic February 11, 2020

dank gash

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"

by Veseylad50 September 2, 2016

dank cavity

A place to hide your weed. Preferably, an exotic mixture of high grade ganja.

Dude, now that you smoke, do you have a dank cavity?

by RastaSparky September 19, 2016

Dank Fams

It means that you love your fam or family and think that they are dank that means wet

My fam is a Dank Fams

by Hi I am cooler than you February 11, 2018

Danked out

When you light up with your bros and you get high af on the computer

Woah man this computer gots me danked out

by Dankmeme696969696969696969 February 1, 2017