When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.
"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."
"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."
"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."
by SIDthug September 26, 2009
Get the Dick Crushmug. There are three main types of crushes.
Type 1: The stranger crush
This crush is the stranger you pass by on the street or at school. You maybe glance at each other exchange a quick smile and then go about your ways. It’s a short kind or crush that doesn’t impact your life too much, but you still remember it till this day.
Type 2: The almost love crush
This crush is the best friend they are the one person who knows everything about you. They care for you they watch out for you, they would probably kill for you. They are hopelessly in love with you and you can’t help but love them too, you don’t love them as much as they do you, you go in and out of loving them, u always think there is a change with you two, but friends are always better than boyfriends.
Type 3:
This is the crush who you know is perfect for you. They are everything you have ever wanted, if only they would talk to you. You get jealous over friends they have or who they talk too, even though you hardly know them. You like them so much it physically hurts, you feel it in your joints, they ache they cringe, because all you want is them. You want them to cuddle you and hangout with you and you want them too love you. You know you have to make a move but it’s so hard for you. Don’t worry hang in there because this is the one.
Type 1: The stranger crush
This crush is the stranger you pass by on the street or at school. You maybe glance at each other exchange a quick smile and then go about your ways. It’s a short kind or crush that doesn’t impact your life too much, but you still remember it till this day.
Type 2: The almost love crush
This crush is the best friend they are the one person who knows everything about you. They care for you they watch out for you, they would probably kill for you. They are hopelessly in love with you and you can’t help but love them too, you don’t love them as much as they do you, you go in and out of loving them, u always think there is a change with you two, but friends are always better than boyfriends.
Type 3:
This is the crush who you know is perfect for you. They are everything you have ever wanted, if only they would talk to you. You get jealous over friends they have or who they talk too, even though you hardly know them. You like them so much it physically hurts, you feel it in your joints, they ache they cringe, because all you want is them. You want them to cuddle you and hangout with you and you want them too love you. You know you have to make a move but it’s so hard for you. Don’t worry hang in there because this is the one.
Type 1 crush is ok but I’ll never see them again
Type 2 crush is so hard to leave but friends are always best.
Type 3 crush is the one I don’t think I will ever get over them.
Type 2 crush is so hard to leave but friends are always best.
Type 3 crush is the one I don’t think I will ever get over them.
by Hsdudielwma October 28, 2020
Get the Crushmug. The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.
"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour."
"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."
"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."
by CaptainStupendous November 29, 2011
Get the Milfy Crushmug. When as children, mainly in elementary/primary school
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'
It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.
This could lead to puppy love
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'
It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.
This could lead to puppy love
little boy : she is my crush.. so im going to be mean to her
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him
Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*
Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*
Sarena : i wuvy wuv youuu shooo muchhh
Gab : Ditto
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him
Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*
Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*
Sarena : i wuvy wuv youuu shooo muchhh
Gab : Ditto
by mrmeanie25 June 7, 2010
Get the Primary Crushmug. When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.
Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
by nikki.dove June 26, 2019
Get the phantom crushmug. When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.
Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.
by dj-choice December 11, 2009
Get the Service Crushmug. Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
Get the Crushed the Muffinmug.