pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman August 27, 2013

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick

That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy

by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006

Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.

michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.

by jsa2 September 7, 2007

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

Tuesday Night Bandits

A crazy group of fools that remains undefined.

Wait, WHAT ARE the Tuesday Night Bandits!?

by N February 1, 2005