sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

milk fucker

Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.

Dazza your such a "milk fucker". You have done that everyday after payday this month. Dumb cunt..

by Milk fucker December 29, 2021

Ruck Fucker

Someone who is too ruckussy for their own good

Lucas over here keeps asking to fuck my mom, he's such a Ruck Fucker

by LucStuff March 7, 2023

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

camel fucker

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.

That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs

dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew

by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010

Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003