Jesus math

When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected

When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.

by Tylo Ren November 4, 2020

sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).

Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"

by Mathguy July 7, 2012

Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

by Noswadian July 26, 2012

maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.

I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.

by Abd_ May 7, 2023

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing

Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers

by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023