No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

fine

when you have a big shit

geese that is a big fucking fine

by fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu April 8, 2021

i’m fine

girl code for “i am 100% not ok comfort me right now”

jim: u seem a little upset, you ok?
katy: *sighs deeply and wipes her tears* i’m fine :)

by coolest kid :) July 1, 2019

I’m fine.

They are not fine!

I’m fine. Stop.

by IMSOCOOOLLLL December 12, 2020

Fine

The absolute best in every way

Omg, Macy is fine at least!

by Trexadon November 29, 2017