Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

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cock pocket

the part of a female which is used for reproduction. also known as a vagina, sleeve of wizard, and meat curtains. RP

I want to stick my yogurt slinger in her cock pocket.

by r73u3s3p1 January 15, 2011

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nose pocket

A person who is always in other people's business.

Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.

by DJMJ March 31, 2012

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Deja Pocket

The sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when in fact, it is not.

Ryan: "Hang on, blowin' up..."
Berto: "Who is it?"
Ryan: "Nobody...deja pocket"

by Toast Crumbs February 3, 2010

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Prius pocket

A neighborhood where you can count three or more Priuses (Prii?) in consecutive driveways or parked out front if it's a really urban Prius pocket.

Honda Insights and Ford Escape Hybrids can be substituted for Priuses to meet the minimum threshold of three.

We accidentally drove through a Prius pocket, but the green zombies were all inside their solar salons and did not attack our 8 cylinder lifted pickup truck.

by Jay Langley February 11, 2010

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clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

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