brown streamer

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"

I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.

by Maitre D April 26, 2004

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Losing Streak

While taking a dump you feel the stool come out of your butt but nothing hits the toilet water. Upon wiping you realize that nothing hit the toilet because it's all still on your ass crack.

Man yesterday I had the worst shit ever. There was poo all over the toilet due to my losing streak!

by Dave of Nine Inch Newbs March 23, 2009

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chocolate stream

An ejaculation of liquid fecal matter from the penis. This is done by take liquid diahrrea and injecting it into the penis by using a long syringe and excreting the diahrrea up the penis and hopefully into the ejaculatory duct. The male then causes himself to forcefully ejaculatre after sexual stimulation

that guy shot a chocolate stream up my nose!

by Jb stim July 23, 2004

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Carol Stream

A small town in Illinois; Dupage County. Most people who live there go to Glenbard North High School or West Chicago High School.

Most people who went to middle school went to Benjamin Middle School and then went to Wego.

Population in July 2009: 40,041

Guy: Hey, what city do you live in?
Girl: Carol Stream
Guy: Nice place

by Bored_Kid January 22, 2012

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