Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.

"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."

by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

snake gang

snake gang = a bunch of cunts coming from Brittnau (Canton of Aargau, Switzerland) calling themselves the "snake gang" cus they once walked in a curvy, snake-like line when they were high af.

ZzzzZz! snake gang!

by Don Navarino November 8, 2018

jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.

shall we play jake the snake?

by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

Snake Lover

Snake Lovers are a group who has a snake fetish, often fantasizing about snakeskin being pulled across their skin and/or a snakes scaly tail sliding inside of the snake lovers ass/pussy and often masturbates to those fantasize but never performs these acts in the real-world. some can become aroused with just a image of their prefer snake. May collect snake related items

there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys

He's a snake lover.
You sure are a snake lover!
I'm a snake lover.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.

Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.

by koma-koma September 2, 2018