Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.

That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.

by Hitso May 29, 2018

Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.

John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler

by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018

Rainbow smuggler

A magic bottle, meant to spread happiness.

Jim opened his rainbow smuggler, drank the contents and found bliss.

by Notsocunninglinguist December 19, 2018

Nut Smuggler

Adam Harnum

Adam Harnum is a nut smuggler

by mittehitte January 9, 2020

Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.

My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler

by Chicle man June 3, 2020

Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 23, 2020

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 10, 2020