Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.

Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.

by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025

Skinny

a unit of a fat boi that makes everyones penis go extremely hard

WOW Ali-a is skinny

by yamumskinny179 March 31, 2019

Skinny Redneck

Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red

"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"

"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"

by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017

skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock

"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."

by justalilguy November 7, 2023

Skinny Quincing

When your belt has to be tightened, and the belt does not make it too the next loop, causing it to stick out upon your clothing.

Duncan knew getting ready for church was going to be a pain. The thought of wearing jeans, and the inevitable skinny quincing he would endure.

by IFeelSick:( February 5, 2022

Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.

Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!

by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020

skinny muscle

Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.

Dude, Cameron is SUCH a skinny muscle when it comes to himself

by Dumpstercumshot June 15, 2019