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Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
by b-13 January 9, 2014
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
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Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.
LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif
by flojoschmo November 1, 2022
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Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.
In college he would take Francis Showers.
by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018
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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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shower issue

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee February 18, 2009
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Syrian shower

When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.
Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.
by tehsnakecharmer August 25, 2017
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